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Baby, let's not get that drunk again
I can't remember half the things I said
I sure as hell ain't seventeen
That whiskey catches up with me
Baby, let's not get that drunk again

It seemed a perfect, innocent decision
We thought we'd have some drinks out at the bar
But as the liquor melted inhibition
We turned into the assholes that we are

We thought we'd have just one or two nice cocktails
Then we were joined by several rowdy friends
And as we started telling all them tall tales
Them one or two turned into nine or ten

Baby, let's not get that drunk again ...

The funny thing about Kentucky whiskey
It can almost always ease your mind
Says "world's finest" right there on the bottle
But it can almost always make you blind

I don't remember dancing on them tables
Or mouthing off to that big fucker Steve
I don't remember throwing up my dinner
I don't remember being asked to leave